Can you describe the ugliest outfit in your closet?

We all have at least one. Now is the time to use it in your next story. Here are a few questions to answer.
1. Did someone tell you that it was ugly?
2. Does it have a funky smell?
3. Does it fit properly... apparently I buy things that are too baggy according to my daughter.
4. Did you spend too much on it?
5. Was it on sale and too good a deal to pass up?

If you can think of anything else, be sure to add it. ;)